True story.

I walked up to this counter today right, going to buy some batteries for my MP3, so I walk up and the person behind the counter is this blonde girl, probably 17/19, pretty hot basically.. she’s smiling at me as I walk up to the counter, and seems genuinly smilier than she would need to be.. at the time I wasn’t actually wearing any shoes, so she askes in a friendly way “Whats with the no shoes?”.. now this being a good time to think of a good chat up line or something, try get a little conversation going perhaps, the last thing you’d want to do at this stage is make yourself look stupid. So, being the smooth talker I am, I told her “I’ve been hiking the last 4 days, and well my feet have now swelled up”….

…the conversation abruptly ended and I was on my way out of the store with my batteries, laughing at my own misfortune.