Smokings for the Cool Kids?

I’ve just spent the past 7 hours babysitting three 12 year olds, who think smoking is cool.

I arrived to the house, and we went across to the park to walk the dog. And the main kid asks me if I smoke. I reply with “Nope”.. and he was like “I do.. nar I’m kiddin’.. but I do every now and then.. I’ve never had a full fag though, just a coupl’ puffs”… This kid is a really good football player, as in he plays for a pretty decent team, and could do really well in a football career, which I think is what he’s planning on doing.

Now we got back to the house and his parents have left. They start to roll pieces of PAPER.. FUCKING PAPER up and smoking it. And then filling it with sugar and burning it. I mean how fucking retarded can you get. He was walking round the house with this paper fag, which is alight, and trying to act cool to his two other friends. I think at one point he tried to smoke a stick.

You may be asking why I let them smoke paper, and such. I couldn’t be arsed to seem like a boring baby sitter, I need the money. But I just needed to get something out…

.THEY. .ARE. .FUCKING. .RETARDED.

okay, I’m done.